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Lazygothi

One of two rare and bizarre new breeds that have surfaced just recently (could this point to a new project??), Lazygothis have suddenly begun materializing from the shadowed corners of coffee shops and occult bookstores, to sit alone and silent in the back booth at your local Denny's and nod approvingly at other passing Tamagothis! Perhaps the reason Lazygothis have only recently surfaced is that their only distinguishing characteristic is a total lack of distinguishing characteristics. Sometimes they dress in baseball caps and cable-knit sweaters, whistling the guitar riff from "Terror Couple Killed Colonel" as they pass by you in a crowd. Or maybe they're the jeans-and-a-t-shirt type, with a box of Neil Gaiman comics tucked away in some dark closet. But the most disturbing feature of the Lazygothi is that any Tamagothi, any time at all, with no prior warning, might spontaneously become one, disappearing into the sea of virtual pets, and only resurfacing years later to write a webpage mocking the lifestyle they once held so dear...