Punkedex Entry for Joshimoshi


Name:Joshimoshi
Found in:The Western Lands, Heavy Metal Concerts
Attack:Ass Mosh(creeps up behind its victim and squishes against them, before jumping up and down and almost crushing them)
Likes: Trucker Speed, Shaved Heads with weird little bits sticking out, the look of you from behind
Dislikes: Wearing a shirt, People without Tattoo's, The look of you from the front

Joshimoshi is believed to be distantly related to Threshthrash. However, Joshimoshi has shorter hair and perfomes a distinctive mating ritual, the ass mosh, which doubles as a special attack. The easiest way to find this creature is too go to any concert featuring fast, slightly heavy music, act really meek and scared and stand a bit back in the mosh. Joshimoshi will soon shove its way through the crowd of preteen punks and perform its mating attack, attaching itself to you, allowing you to easily catch it in your punkeball as it trys to push the air out of your lungs by slamming your frail body against the guard rail and not letting you breathe.

Trainer Tip: Do not try to catch a Joshimoshi who has not shown a prior intrest in you with its Ass Mosh attack, or he'll probably beat the living bejesus out of you.


This Punkemon was created by A monkey with no eyebrows wearing a bikini pretending he's britany spears (aka -zero-)