How ta Fuck Yer Sister Funny (tha Rules):
By Jawdropper Studios

Shuffle up and deal out all them cards to all tha playurs. It don't matter none if it don't come out even. This game can be played with just about as many people as you want to. Tha object of tha game is ta run outta cards.

Startin' with tha dealer, the playurs go around braggin' about them's sisters. The dealer might say sumthin' like "My sister ain't got no teeth." Tha next playur would then hafta say whut he said, then add somethin', like "My sister ain't got no teeth, and she smells like grits." Then tha next playur would say sumthin' like "My sister ain't got no teeth, she smells like grits, and she can suck tha chrome offa trailer hitch." Whenever someone's sister sounds mighty temptin' (you think they're bluffin'), you can shout out "I'm gunna fuck yer sister!" (Ya gotta do this right after they done finished braggin'). If they have tha cards that match up ta their braggin' (in this example, they'd need "...AIN'T GOT NO TEETH", "...SMELLS LIKE GRITS" and "...CAN SUCK THA CHROME OFFA TRAILER HITCH".) then they can show them to ya, and you lose the challunge and ya gotta draw a randum card frum their hand and put it face-down in tha middle of tha table. On tha other hand, if they don't have tha right cards (or they got tha right cards but don't show them to ya 'cause they're bluffin' that they're bluffin', which is just right confusin'), then you win tha challunge, and they gotta draw a randum card from your hand and put it face-down in tha middle of tha table. Whoever loses tha challunge starts the braggin' back up again, by sayin' one thing about their sister (then tha next playur adds to that and so on). If ya plum forgot whut tha last playur before you said, then ya gotta fuck their sister, since ya can't very well do no braggin' if ya can't remembur what yer braggin' about. Of course, if they can't remembur whut they said neither then they lose tha challunge.

If more than one playur shouts out "I'm gonna fuck yer sister!" at tha same time, then tha one who said it first gets tha honors. If there's a tie, then the person who did the braggin' gets ta choose who fucks his sister.

Tha "...(fill in tha blank)." Cards are special "wild" cards that you can use either ta substatute for a card ya don't have, or ta make up somethin' about yer sister that ain't in the game (like, "My sister can pick her nose with her feet.")

Tha first playur ta run out of cards is tha winner.

Now go rassle up sum friends, sum moonshine, and a big ol' bag a' pork rinds and get playin'!!