Puck (Steen):

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Portrait of the Man as a Young Artist:

Puck, albuquerque resident. Pretentious. Tendency toward long boring speeches. Loved by some, hated by many, ignored by most. Has issues. Likes stimulants. Dislikes stupidity. Almost pathological dislike of authority. Hunt mighty mammoth. Make big fire with pine needles and small rocks. Unk.

Relative latecomer to geekdom in general. The laddie fancies himself an ahr-teest. Tends to believe that incomprehensibility is not neccessarily a bad trait. Once inspired whip to produce the phrase "fetid sheep coitus." Desires to one day topple cultural imperialism, preferably by a method that involves alot of sitting in coffee shops.

Tendency to not finish what he sta

--puck
DISCLAIMER: I'll tell you what I am. I'm a repo man.

Mike:

Wanna buy a singularity?

Hunter:

Has trouble reconciling his love for Erasure and Dead or Alive with his firm heterosexuality. Inspired by the above, as well as Yello, Danielle Dax, Blondie, Leonard Cohen, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, and Weird Al.

Also the creator of "The Official Tamagothi Homepage", "The Official Punkemon Homepage", the upcoming card game "Gother Than Thou", and sliced bread.

Aspirations include world domination and cuddling.

Rev. Ochressandro N U Rettinger:

A really hoopy frood. Knows where his trowel is. Big on guns, down on anti-constitutional laws, likes power tools and fish. Thinks Marx was a big dork. Believes in Cryptography as a fundamental right.

Tetsuo:

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Purple.Giger.TheDesignersRepublic.Mitnick.Caffeine.Steeltoe.OpenSource.GhostInTheShell
SoundForge.Rotor.Nihon.LongLiveTheNewFlesh.Negativland.W1P3'0UT".Alesis.DefCon
Darkstep.Brak.10Gague.Hanayo.RealityHacking.Mozart.cDc.SchwaCorporation.200+BPM
CoLDSToRAGE.FairUse.Chain.IBFT.SurvivalResearchLabs.Buzz.Jhonen.Appropriation
MacrossPlus.Digital.Stephenson.SF.ReBirth.Dante.SocialEngineering.TakoMaki.TheOnion
CDJ-100S.MaxCannon&RedMeat.Pyroball.Cento.BizArre.SleepDep.TheWinterMarket
McFarlane.Sugar.FastTracker.BanjoGetawayMusic...._

At the Bank of Jesus, we like to say ¥£$

Tetsuo currently works/resides in the California Bay Area and keeps busy with his in-house media project (b10$' f3@r" Laboratories) and operations on NoiseSynth, a 24/7 InterNet MP3 WebCast. He still collaborates with other Disband members on various projects.
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Nicole:

Button likes fine german beer and Hello Kitty!

The End.