One of two rare and bizarre new breeds that have surfaced just recently
(could this point to a new project??), Lazygothis have suddenly begun
materializing from the shadowed corners of coffee shops and occult
bookstores, to sit alone and silent in the back booth at your local
Denny's and nod approvingly at other passing Tamagothis! Perhaps the
reason Lazygothis have only recently surfaced is that their only
distinguishing characteristic is a total lack of distinguishing
characteristics. Sometimes they dress in baseball caps and cable-knit
sweaters, whistling the guitar riff from "Terror Couple Killed Colonel" as
they pass by you in a crowd. Or maybe they're the jeans-and-a-t-shirt
type, with a box of Neil Gaiman comics tucked away in some dark closet.
But the most disturbing feature of the Lazygothi is that any Tamagothi,
any time at all, with no prior warning, might spontaneously become one,
disappearing into the sea of virtual pets, and only resurfacing years
later to write a webpage mocking the lifestyle they once held so dear...